... no wonder there's a crime wave ...

Luke's is only interested in getting off with Kelly and they organized an engagement party.

Sergeant Gilmore fancies Luke, but is being brave about him fancying and getting engaged to Kelly

Cass only has eyes for her reporter Simon Kitson - who has not got rid of his wife yet - and his reasons why seem weak to me.

Debbie had it off on the bathroom floor with Chandler, then fell pregnant and had baby after ...

...Chandler was found out to be a rapist and then shot himself.

Phil Hunter has attempted to have it off with any female in sight - with a fair bit of success.

June Ackland is having it off with Jim Carver and this is upsetting Tony Stamp

At the engagement party Ronnie Cryer invited Mickey home for more than coffee - even though he took an Essex girl to the party.

Duncan is trying to get off with Acting DI Samantha Nixon, who her fellow profiler suggests is a manipulative *%$*

Newcomer PC Gemma Osbourne is a practicing lesbian, in the sense that practice make perfect.

And I must say I'm getting concerned about the relationship between Des and Reg




What are they putting in the canteen tea????????????

With all this sex going on is there no wonder the crime statistics are rising.

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