... George, now about these helicopters...

Erm about these apache helicopters, George, you know the ones you sold us and we - er - have a problem that we forgot to train any pilots - yes George those ones.

Well we've just found out that these helicopters don't work that well in the cold - you know countries like Britain. So we'll have to keep them indoors until Spring anyway.

and - er yes - you know you said that they could fire anything and - er - zap anything. Erm well you forgot to mention that if we fired the missles that you supplied might zap the helicopter. Its a good job we haven't got enough pilots to fly the things isn't it?