jail spotting

Can I be the first on the net to predict that as train spotters get sent to jail - for writing down the numbers of trains and the number of wheels under the train - apparently this concerns those that - ruin - that was a mistype for 'run' - but I think I got it right first time - what we in Britain call the railways.

Apparently they are going to tell bin Laden - that the 8:12 to Paddington always leave at - erm - well some time between 8:10 and maybe the next day - but it may be cancelled due to defective investment - and poor management - and - er when I say poor - that's their level of skill - not their wage packet.

So these sad individuals will start measuring size of prison floor space - numbers of bars on the windows - type of soap in the showers - but don't - DON'T - too late - bend down to pick it up. In fact they will probably be some of the happiest prisoners in the jail.