should I be out by myself?
Going to the cinema - I managed to book my seats in row B - right at the very front instead of near the back. Moving around in the dark after the film had started - I managed to disturb a couple of women - yes officer - I should have worn my glasses when booking my seat.
Yesterday was Koffee on Khaki Day - at the cinema I managed to spill coffee three times on my trousers and twice on the steps. That's 2.5 spills per cup (spc) - and one set of trousers that need washing. I did it well got both knees and almost the crotch. I then managed to spill coffee on my other set of trousers at home - bring my Koffee Spilling Average down to 2 spcs.
I am thinking of approaching Gap, a detergent manufacturer and an instant coffee company and then we could have a 'Nation Koffee on Khaki Week'. Watch this space - I am on my way to riches beyond my wildest dreams.
Yesterday was Koffee on Khaki Day - at the cinema I managed to spill coffee three times on my trousers and twice on the steps. That's 2.5 spills per cup (spc) - and one set of trousers that need washing. I did it well got both knees and almost the crotch. I then managed to spill coffee on my other set of trousers at home - bring my Koffee Spilling Average down to 2 spcs.
I am thinking of approaching Gap, a detergent manufacturer and an instant coffee company and then we could have a 'Nation Koffee on Khaki Week'. Watch this space - I am on my way to riches beyond my wildest dreams.
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