erm weapons of erm

Hi George, Hi Tony

Hey Donald get me a coffee - white - no sugar - there's a good boy.

Well erm - we've looked into the matter and - erm - the actual translation was 'Weapons of Moss Destruction' - erm - and they are selling packets of the stuff at the 'Abdul Al -Tichmarsh - Mother of All Gardening Center' - 20 miles south of Baghdad on the main Basra road.

Apparently Saddam liked his lawns.

Our intelligence services have also suggested that in future if you want to identify dangerous weapons - that you ought to sell the chemicals and the germ containers with larger 'Made in the US' and 'Made in the UK' stickers on.

Thank you Donald - oh look - you've spilt some of the coffee in the saucer - get a napkin please -you'll have to try harder - if you want to hold on to your new job.