and my latest hobby is

growing a beard.

Well if Sean Connery can grow one - why can't I?

What do you mean - some things work for Sean Connery - won't work for me?

So you're suggesting that I'm growing a beard to compensate for growing thin on top?

Of course I am - what else?

After all I was 21 when Woodstock happened

erm - no - I wasn't there - but hair is important to my generation.