... theatre review - the audience ...

Weird experience in the audience of 6 Characters in Search of an Author. The person sitting immediately behind me had obviously been drinking very heavily and was twitching and moving about and breathing loudly through his mouth. This was distracting, but not as much as the two kids with their mother who kept moving around, whispering and eating an entire carrier bag full of sweets that rustle. They then left all their rubbish strewn around about 6 seats.

Take the gun next time.