so here are some butler jokes

Milady comes home early from the charity ball.

"Jenkins." she says to the butler. "My bedroom immediately."

Jenkins follows her to the bedroom.

"Jenkins, Take off my Dress"

Jenkins timidly removes her dress.

"Jenkins. Take off my Stockings and Garter"

Jenkins carefully removes her stocking and garter.

"Jenkins. Remove my Bra and Panties"

Jenkins looks extremely embarrassed as he removes her bra and panties.

Milady looks at him angrily and says

"Jenkins, If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again you're fired!"