... reply to Evanthe the Enlarger ...

Dear Evanthe Winslow

Thank you for sending me the 7 emails about your wonderous new product that apparently increase by 27% that certain part of the male body. I see from your picture that the man has exposed his chest and I assume that the certain part appears to be his chest muscles or the pectals as I believe they are called.

I am concerned about the lady in the picture, because she is eating the male model's trousers. This is a habit we gererally do not indulge in England. I am sure that there would be European legislation against it. All foodstuffs should be clearly labeled containing the nutrients and products identified as E numbers that could harmful to health. I looked in my local department store and saw no such markings on trousers. I therefore suggest that the lady desists in this practice.

Are the pills you are trying to sell related to those that a woman keeps emailing me about that would improve my bust measurement. Bust - Chest I suppose it is all the same.

Thank you for your offer, but I really must refuse.

Pau Odtaa

PS the name Evanthe is one word is rather strange. In England we use to have people called Kevin the Fisher, Brian the Axe Murder, Jeffrey the Archer (now Lord Jeff the Bird Doer)