... and suddenly she said ...

• You - Off my planet!


• Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?


• Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.


• Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.


• And your crybaby whiny opinion would be.....?


• I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.


• Allow me to introduce my selves.


• Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.


• Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed it.


• I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.


• I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.


• Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't sleeping.


• I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.


• How many times do I have to flush before you go away?


• I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?


• You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing!


• Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 2?


• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?


• Chaos, panic, and disorder -- my job is done here.


• Earth is full. Go home.


• Is it time for your medication or mine?


• How do I set a laser printer to stun?


• I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.