poor person

So another chapter in the Carole Caplin/Cherie Blair saga. The ten day fly on the wall documentary - The Conman, His Lover and the Prime Minister's Wife - shown on BBC TV last night - made spectacular viewing - erm - compared to paint drying - or a 1970s Open University programme on higher maths being shown at three in the morning. I have the life style to know about theses things.

So we were 'energised' into watching poor Carole - reluctantly - allowing a film crew - erm - film her. She was devastated to hear that her friend - Lynn Alleway - then betrayed her - by showing said documentary on - erm - television - where it dragged up all the old rubbish - that was - er Cheriegate. Oh dear the poor woman - dragged into the media - this way - if only the tabloid press - had ignored the TV programme - and if the the TV programme - had not mentioned the Blairs - all would have been alright.

Peter Foster has described the programme as 'tasteless, tacky...' - and from what I hear - he would be well qualified to give this comment. According to reports Foster - who had been in trouble for selling a dubious slimming product - as well as buying two flats in Bristol for Cherie - is now on his reluctant way to Australia - after his arrest in Ireland.

Poor Carole - forced to eke out a poor living - on a paltry £80,000 salary - from the Mail on Sunday - has officially split up with lover Foster. Surely her spending a weekend in Paris with him - was just a way of returning a few CDs - and wishing him well on his departure.

These people are boring, boring, boring - so - get a life - be dynamic - paint a wall - and - let someone else watch it dry. Do you really want to know if Tony phoned - or Cherie phoned - or that a conman sound believable - possibly - so - maybe Tony has him lined up as a media advisor - or maybe - there is a bigger story - possibly Tony sent Foster out with a wad of a couple of million - to buy some boots - or bullets - or something - for our troops in Kuwait.