members of the jury

Somehow or another I'm getting these - erm - Positive Affirmations - sent to me on a daily basis. Then this is a cut from the emailed advert - which suggests I can send these - er - Positive Affirmations to other people. I tend to get these first thing in the morning - and I am definitely not a morning person.

So members of the jury I believe I would not have gone out and killed my boss - most of my co-workers - the nun with the guitar - the nice family group - where apart from a few minor problems - had a perfect life - or the alcoholic - who was suddenly being brave and turning his life around.

So I'm sorry - I should not have done it - I should have - COUNTED TO TEN AND THEN SMILED APON ADVERSITY - or - FOUND SOMETHING POSITIVE IN ANY BAD SITUATION - but I didn't.

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If you read these Positive Affirmations out loud everyday, you'll develop a magnificent new Attitude.

I'M SO STRONG THAT NOTHING CAN DISTURB MY PEACE OF MIND.

I'M TALKING HEALTH, HAPPINESS, & PROSPERITY TO EVERY PERSON I MEET.

I'M MAKING ALL MY FRIENDS FEEL THAT THERE IS SOMETHING IN THEM.

I'M LOOKING AT THE SUNNY SIDE OF EVERYTHING & MAKING MY OPTIMISM COME TRUE.

I'M THINKING ONLY OF THE BEST, WORKING ONLY FOR THE BEST, & EXPECTING ONLY THE BEST.

I'M JUST AS ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THE SUCCESS OF OTHERS, AS I AM ABOUT MY OWN.

I'M FORGETTING THE MISTAKES OF THE PAST & PRESSING ON TO THE GREATER ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE FUTURE.

I'M WEARING A CHEERFUL COUNTENANCE AT ALL TIMES & GIVING EVERY LIVING CREATURE I MEET A SMILE.

I'M GIVING SO MUCH TIME TO THE IMPROVEMENT OF MYSELF THAT I HAVE NO TIME TO CRITICIZE OTHERS.

I'M TOO LARGE FOR WORRY, TOO NOBLE FOR ANGER, TOO STRONG FOR FEAR, & TOO HAPPY TO PERMIT THE PRESENCE OF TROUBLE.

So sorry to have imposed these on you and remember - TWENTY CUPS OF COFFEE A DAY MAKE YOU A PHONEMAL PROGRAMMER AND VERY ATTRACTIVE TO WHOEVER YOU WANT TO BE ATTRACTED TO YOU.