... why I am not rich ...
One of the topics discussed on the Wright Stuff show was asking why men get to the top of business, rather than women.
One example of how not to do it if you are a man.
When I started in a new job the new boss shook my hand.
In shaking he fondled my hand slightly.
I had read about sexual harassment in the office and gay sex in the News of the World. I had a quiet childhood.
I therefore avoided the boss as much as possible. Because I thought he was a sexual predator.
It was six months later that I found out that he was a freemason - as was his boss - and it was suggested that he might have asked me to join - and then I would have been successful - met powerful people - but ...
... there again - I am not - no definitely not - going to go down on my hands on knees - blindfolded - my chest bared -and a person holding a sword to my throat - unless - and I'm pretty clear about this - that person is wearing improbable leatherware - from all the best fetish shops - and her name is something like - Ulrika - now ...
... if she was in - I'd be a freemason - any day - but the brotherhood doesn't recruit women - so they just wear their small aprons - talk about brotherly love - bear their chest - left nipple is important - mutter a lot about the square - drink out of toby jug mugs - and smoke clay pipes - and it is not - I repeat not a club for men repressing their gayness - and my mate Dave - you should know better.
One example of how not to do it if you are a man.
When I started in a new job the new boss shook my hand.
In shaking he fondled my hand slightly.
I had read about sexual harassment in the office and gay sex in the News of the World. I had a quiet childhood.
I therefore avoided the boss as much as possible. Because I thought he was a sexual predator.
It was six months later that I found out that he was a freemason - as was his boss - and it was suggested that he might have asked me to join - and then I would have been successful - met powerful people - but ...
... there again - I am not - no definitely not - going to go down on my hands on knees - blindfolded - my chest bared -and a person holding a sword to my throat - unless - and I'm pretty clear about this - that person is wearing improbable leatherware - from all the best fetish shops - and her name is something like - Ulrika - now ...
... if she was in - I'd be a freemason - any day - but the brotherhood doesn't recruit women - so they just wear their small aprons - talk about brotherly love - bear their chest - left nipple is important - mutter a lot about the square - drink out of toby jug mugs - and smoke clay pipes - and it is not - I repeat not a club for men repressing their gayness - and my mate Dave - you should know better.
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