... new stop and search procedures ...

'Hey you'

'Yes you - stop there.'

'Up against the wall.'

'You know the procedure - stretch.'

'OK you're clean'

'Now let me get my clipboard'

'Name'

'Address'

'Right and now the important question'

'Do you want to join the policeforce?'

'Oh come on'

'Why not'

'Look I'll split the finder fee - you are an ethnic minority aren't you?'

'Look the pay's good and you do get to meet a lot of interesting people.'

'Oh go on.'

'Please'

'OK then - right you're nicked.'

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Note The Metropolitan (London) Police Force is planning to pay staff if they can help find ethnic minority recruits. At the same time a black person is eight times more likely to stopped, under a procedure known as 'stop and search', than a white person.