a late starter
Ponsonby-Smythe turns up Milady's Mansion. He did not read the invitation properly and so came without a tie.
Jenkins, the butler, looks him up and down and says. "I am sorry Sir, I cannot allow you into the party without a tie.
Ponsonby-Smythe goes back to his sports car and searches it. He cannot find a tie, but finds a set of jump leads.
He carefully ties the leads into a Windsor knot and goes back to the front door.
"Certainly Sir." says Jenkins, "But please don't start anything"
Jenkins, the butler, looks him up and down and says. "I am sorry Sir, I cannot allow you into the party without a tie.
Ponsonby-Smythe goes back to his sports car and searches it. He cannot find a tie, but finds a set of jump leads.
He carefully ties the leads into a Windsor knot and goes back to the front door.
"Certainly Sir." says Jenkins, "But please don't start anything"

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