after the ball is over
Milady had been out to the Hunt Ball. When she woke the next morning she was totally naked and had a terrible hang-over.
She rang for Jenkins, the butler, and asked for a cup of sweet tea. Chinese of course.
"Jenkins" She asked. "I can't remember a thing about last night."
"How did I get here?"
"Well, Madam." said Jenkins "I carried you upstairs and put you to bed"
"But my dress?" She Said.
"It seemed a pity to crumple it so I took it off and hung it up, Milady" Said Jenkins.
"But what about my underwear?"
"I thought the elastic might stop the circulation, Milady, so I took the liberty of removing them."
"What a night!" Milady said. "I must have been quite tight!"
"Only the first time, Madam."

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