... I want to be a lesbian ...

Hello is that the gay and lesbian switchboard?

Yes

I want to join.

Sorry.

I want to join.

What do you want to join.

I want to sign up as a lesbian.

(suspicious) Sign up as a lesbian?

Yes

Erm.

Yes well I've seen the recruitment video.

(surprised) The recruitment video?

Yes, you know the one.

(puzzled) I'm sorry, I am not aware of a lesbian recruitment video.

Oh you must its..

Erm.

Its called 'Hot Time on Lesbos'.

Hot Time on Lesbos?

Yes its about this girl that goes on holiday by herself and gets recruited by these three freindly lesbians.

But that's porn.

No, its a realistic documentary - it says so on the label. Lesbian looks a fun thing to be.

Well I'm sorry but...

But I want to join.

You can't join.

Why not.

Because you're a man.

What's that got to do with it?

Well lesbians are all woman.

I thought you were against sexual stero-typing.

At this point the line went dead.