I never opted in for this

Inscription
A Mother holds her children's hands
for just a little while,
But she holds their hearts
Forever.

Apparently if I order now - I can get this by Mother's Day. If I sent it to her - you would be suspicious - and - convinced I've done something bad - which is not that difficult - as she always imagines I've doing something bad - or wrong - or I'm going to mess up something - or - well - she's going to have to settle for flowers - and that's that.