fit to drop - if only I had the energy

I've started going back to the gym - well when I say go back - I mean - I was there in January - once - and I did do the - this is how to torture yourself on our machines - initiation course - but that was back - erm - oh - erm - that many years ago.

So I've started going to the gym - and it is full of machines - that hurt you - and its boring - and - as this gym is cheap - all the beautiful people - go to the other gyms - there again - would the beautiful people want to watch me grunt and groan - and anyway - I don't look good in Lyra - and my shape don't look good - in any designer gear - so - I'll stick to the stuff - I bought years ago - which were a disappointment - as buying them - did not make me fitter.

Anyway I survived - and then wanted to go to the pool - but in the changing room - there was suddenly hordes - of school children - SHOUTING - and - SCREAMING - and - BANGING THE METAL DOORS. Panicking I thought my way through and locked myself into a changing cubicle.

In the pool - it was full of fit - old people - in a quarter of the pool - and SCREAMING - kids in the rest. I swam my slow length - being thumped by superpensioner and accidently bumped into by a woman swimming backwards - I am not that kind of guy - madam - restrain yourself.

I'll be back - as Arnie says.