feeeling a little prick

So there I was - naked to the waist - top down you'll be glad to hear - with - both my trouser legs rolled up above the knees - holding a bell. So now I know what its like to be a freemason.

On my shoulder were 3 pins - on my wrist one - and on my legs around six. Told to clear my mind of everything - to get cool karma - I thought about "               ".
Not too difficult.

Then panic - I could see legs under the curtain - legs I didn't recognise - the curtain parted and in came a therapist. She stole my tray of needles. Then this started me thinking - karma - was slipping.

Erm - how can you play darts with an acupuncturist. I mean they stick needles in my leg to cure my shoulder.

So - you've just scored two on the board.

No - the two is really triple twenty.

You cannot win against them.

Also in America where you punch holes in cards to remove chards. Well does an acupuncturist mean - who are they targeting - do they mean the person they punched holes for - or - are they curing the political system - something that really needs doing - by putting their vote in one place - but meaning someone else. An ancient Chinese bloke living near the top of a mountain would know.