... phallically speaking ...

According to psychologists - and they should know - being they're obsessed with sex - and all - that the tie is a phallic symbol - OK - lets face it - all it is - is an arrow pointing down to - er - you know where.

Well on BBC radio this morning a fashion designer said - Look at politicians - when they're being interviewed by women journalists - before very long - they are fiddling with their tie knots - or - mentally playing with themselves - which goes to show that most politicians are a load of...


... hard working individuals - seeking only public service - and trying improve the world.

(British libel laws really encourage free speech)