... a mature start to 2003

... the Odtaa Files will be more mature in the year 2003. We plan to bring you serious thought - life improving suggestions - helping you to focus on your long term goals - encouraging self development and ...

So where's the new Odtaa site then???

Well - erm

Well where the hell is it

Erm

You were down the fucking pub - again - weren't you

Erm

Weren't you

Shhhh - don't talk so loud

WEREN'T YOU

Er yes

And you were lying in bed

Er..

And watching those bloody videos

Er - yes

Well shut up about being bloody mature then

Er - sorry.

Odtaa leaves and seeks relief.


- in a cup of properly made tea - from a warmed teapot - of course - with muffins - and...

... and you thought what? You should be ashamed.