... is that the car insurance company? ,,,
... remember me - my car was stolen?
... and you told me it was only worth - which is not enough to buy a replacement car - well one where I won't be absolutely ripped off - as your guy said - independent dealers are a bit riskier - and a seven year old car in good condition - well that's rare - and there was not an equivalent car on the internet.
... so you do remember.
... well I don't have a car and I can't afford a replacement at the moment so ,,,
... well I want to cancel my insurance as I don't have a car to drive - and I can't afford to buy a new one ...
... well you've not given me enough money for a new one - and I do want want one that's reliable - so I'm going to have to get a job - and older people don't get jobs that easy...
... so can I cancel the policy?
... no - as I've made a claim I can't cancel - even if I don't have a car to drive?.
... well it that case can I suspend the policy as I'm not driving a car.
... the only car I am likely to drive is my wife's and I'm already covered by you on that policy.
... you're not - can I have your name - oh you'll put me through to some one else
... hello - I used to like Vivaldi...
... you're claims people already have all the documentation - or they wouldn't have give me that very small cheque (check)
... I'm glad the computer recognises me.
... fill in more forms - OK - and then you'll consider it.
Thank you.
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... and you told me it was only worth - which is not enough to buy a replacement car - well one where I won't be absolutely ripped off - as your guy said - independent dealers are a bit riskier - and a seven year old car in good condition - well that's rare - and there was not an equivalent car on the internet.
... so you do remember.
... well I don't have a car and I can't afford a replacement at the moment so ,,,
... well I want to cancel my insurance as I don't have a car to drive - and I can't afford to buy a new one ...
... well you've not given me enough money for a new one - and I do want want one that's reliable - so I'm going to have to get a job - and older people don't get jobs that easy...
... so can I cancel the policy?
... no - as I've made a claim I can't cancel - even if I don't have a car to drive?.
... well it that case can I suspend the policy as I'm not driving a car.
... the only car I am likely to drive is my wife's and I'm already covered by you on that policy.
... you're not - can I have your name - oh you'll put me through to some one else
... hello - I used to like Vivaldi...
... you're claims people already have all the documentation - or they wouldn't have give me that very small cheque (check)
... I'm glad the computer recognises me.
... fill in more forms - OK - and then you'll consider it.
Thank you.
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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