incy wincy spider

Incy, wincy - well no - a bloody big one actually is living on the shelf in our toilet - well the room that contains the toilet. He's living in a large plastic container which we keep the dying cactus in - I forgot to take it out after decorating.

Well I was going to obliterate him when I first saw him - but it was late and I was tired and I was deperate for a pee. So I sorta left him alone.

I keep forgetting about him - until such times as I need to go for a pee and usually that is not the time i want to go hunting. Well not until I've washed my hands - by which time there is usually something fascinating to do - like drink tea - which sorta starts the cycle.

Anyway he's been there for two weeks and last night I was working to two in the morning - then went to the loo and I couldn't see him. But after looking for awhile i could see he was hiding from the light behind the dead catus plant.

So now we're sorta of friends - I couldn't bring myself to kill him and I'd kinda miss him when working late - when there's just me and spider awake.

And anyhow Spiderman was my mostest, bestest favourite American comic book hero.