Nothing works yet

This will be the new improved 'the Odtaa Files' with the mystery ingredient X - which will give you you everything the spam mailers promise you - a better sex life - health - wealth - educational diplomas galore - and without once HAVING TO TYPE IN CAPITALS - or join a pyramid selling scam - (I got caught on one these once and now own substantial chunks of Egypt - but the government won't let me sell them on - or move them - watch out for the small print - particularly the hieroglyphics)

Unfortunately due to laziness - pressure from other people - if you don't wash I'm leaving you - and other demands on my time - well will the couple on the Trisha show resolve their differences if I don't watch - quite a lot of this site doesn't quite work as yet.

I'm off to lunch in an exclusive restaurant with my society friends.