... erm yes mum - your flat won't fall down ...

Yes - the earthquake in Italy was bad.

... erm yes there was an earthquake in Manchester...

.. er yes and Birmingham ...

... and ..

.. yes but...

But they weren't as serious in this country.

... er no I don't thing your flat will fall down.

But it has a strong metal frame. It won't fall down.

... the floors are reinforced ...

... yes ...

but we don't have serious earthquakes in this country.

... but change in weather is different

... honestly more rain doesn't mean we'll going to have earthquakes.

OK if it does go - yes you'll probably won't no a thing...

.. and so on ...

I don't think my daughter is taking drug at university.

No..

... no she won't take to much to drink ...

... yes she knows that there are muggers in London ...

... and nasty men wanting to take advanrage of nice girls ...

... and she's careful that people don't put anything in her drink ...

... and yes she will do some work ...

... yes it would be a waste of three years if she failed ...

... I don't know what she's going to do after she leaves ... she's only been there 5 weeks...

... and so on ...

... yes I could get into a crash if I drive my car ...

Arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!