... top parking ...

I usually park on the top floor of car parks. It has the following advantages:

1     You don't have to rember where you left the car.

2     You often get a good view of the town.

3     You sometimes see the sun.

4     When in the lift (elevator) you only have to ask for 'the top floor'.

5     There are always spaces.

6     Its where all the best drug deals are done.