how do I get into porn?

Well what I really want to do is set up a joke porn web site to promote a dubious theme night at a nightclub in Edinburgh. Don't ask - the decision making process at 2 in the morning - is always a bit - erm suspect. Anyway we check the name out - and - yippee - the name is there - even the .com - so lets go for it - and - no - I'm not telling you the name until the domain is ours.

All went alright on the night - the transaction appeared to go through - but next morning - the new domain has been rejected - but it still appears on my control panel - and - my credit card has definately been charged. Sent email - reply said - contact techncial suppport. Does support want to be connected to me - no - not once - but three times it went horribly wrong - however I do suspect my BT line - is the Pentagon listening in again - are my neighbours using a ray gun on me - and where can you buy green ink.

Anyway I eventually get through - helpful person is polite with me - when I give the wrong account - then the old password and eventually I get the problem sorted. Ho hum