she is what she drinks

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her servant.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows exactly what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send you a drink.

Drink: White Wine
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: Red Wine
Personality: Sensual and intellectual;
Your Approach: Talk art - DH Lawrence

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has no clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is…this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Laddette - likes to hang with the rugby crowd - looking to get totally drunk…and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required — everyone knows what happens here.