... the Jesus Files II ...

from the files of Pontius Pilate - Jerusalem AD/BC

Further investigation into the suspect suggests that his natural father could be a major cause of concern. We know the father is known by many aliases including Jehovah and Emmanuel. He is well known locally - but impossible to find. He seems to be very influential. He is suspected of running a gang - including Gabriel - suspected of supplying drugs to shepherds and another associate Satan - who is believed to have fallen out with his boss to form a rival gang. People also talk about the 'host' - which we believe is some form of protection racket.

We know the father was either responsible, or certainly associated with, the use of biological weapons of mass destruction in Egypt - the three plagues - and was involved in the attacks and riots in Sodom and Gomorra - which we believe was an attack on rival racketeers - in addition we are seeking him for the disappearance and believed murder of Lot's wife.

We are still trying to work out what was happening in the 'Great Flood' incident - why the area was flooded? and what his believed associate, Noah, was doing with a collection of animals - we have yet to understand - the excuse of saving the animals for breeding - seemed a bit far fetched - and the suspicion of planning to start up an illegal theme park is speculative.

We are also looking for him in our investigation into the smuggling of weapons to those attacking the city of Jericho - the destruction to the city walls is still a mystery to our military experts. The explanation that the walls fell down because of the poor quality of the Joshua's music is laughable.

An alert has been sent out and anyone apprehending the self styled 'God' will be greatly rewarded. A minimum reward of 30 pieces of silver will be given as a reward.