... stand up ...

... so there I was talking to Alex. We decided to look over the regular Tuesday night stand-up show at the Cricketers Pub, Richmond Green. A small, very friendly venue. We caught the last half of the show. There was a very entertaining act - argh, I didn't catch the name - looking a complete geek - who starts off telling us we're joining a new cult. He walked up to a girl in the front row and said ...

'You know what happens to people in the front row of a comedy club?' he asks.

'No' - she said, a bit apprehensively.

'Well I don't' he said. 'Have a biscuit.' He picked up a biscuit off the floor and gave it to her.

The rest of the show was quite good.

Memorable line from the compere - In 10 years time I'll be the jewish 'Woody Allan.'